Friday, July 14, 2006
Haha.Today didnt go CCA coz had stomach ache.Lately been having stomach ache always..Grr.Maybe coz I havent been eating much for the past 3-4 days.So anyway,let me write about yesterday and also today.
Yesterday :
Well,had Lit where my group,consisting of Jolene,Vera and Val performed for the drama thing.It was plain stupid and lame.Halfway through the act,Jolene was "asking" me as Donkey from Shrek if I was single or attached.Then I had to answer this," Duh,Im single.However,Im looking for an ideal partner now.Any recommendations?" pfft.Pathetic.Then after I said that,she laughed and laughed.?? She siao.The next line she's supposed to say is "Hmm.How about that guy over there?He's suitable for you." Grr.Then she go laugh and point and Paul.After that,I have to do the MOST , ULTIMATELY STUPIDEST thing EVER! Wink at ______. Pathetic sak..Jolene's sooo idiotic larh. Other 3 groups also performed.I liked Gerald's one.Its like damn nice. "[acts sooo nerd] Good evening.Im Jia Lad Toh from News Tonight.[blah,blah,blah] Waah! Latest news! Paul got slapped by Yee Jeng!" Hehe.That one DAMN nice! I want to see it in reality.Its like wooooww! damn good lah!Had fun during Lit. Hmm,Maths got test.Didnt study for Maths anyway.I think I did OK.Lol.History got a lot of crap lah.Lol.I didnt bother to listen coz was fucking tired.And then,came MT.Did nothing much but talk about blogging?Yeah,teachers said they are planning for us to make blogs,which I already have ONE,for some Malay purposes.Then I said to Cikgu Arfah like this,"Hah? Cikgu...Tsk,tsk.Kat rumah kiter org dah blog,kat sekolah nanti blog lagi.Lepas tu blog kat mane lagi?Dalam toilet? Dalam kelas? Nanti kepala pun jadi blog lagi bagus!" Dunno why,she suddenly laugh.Because I was like with my expression and so forth.Surprisingly,time flew quite fast and then Nazz and Chahaya placed a paper on my file lah.Curious of whats inside,I opened it and read.They gave me puisi lah.Lik damn funny.oklet me type it out :
Lembu berak tak kisah
Cool abang cool
Hidup duka lara
Orang Cina berak
Tak basuh pantat mereka
Mari teman semua
Lihat mereka
Buka seluar,buka segalanya
Cool abang cool
Jika ada sengketa
Kitakan berak bersama
Ok.No offence arh..My frens are damn retarded lah.They gave me another one also.But nah..Let's continue.Music,did nothing.Had to stay back because of English Remedial.Pathetic Au Yong.1 hour some more liao.Grr.Nazz waited for me at the stairs near my class.Hehe.She came to my house and play.Read people's blog.At night,got a new tuition teacher.Pfft.Then,er,her name is Miss Heng.Yes,Miss Heng.wth.Reminds me of the fatty bom bom.hehe.But this Miss Heng,she very nice and taught me kind of a lot.Oh plus,she's the skinny version of Miss Heng in my school.Thats all for yesterday.
Today:
Hmmzz.Ran for TAF.Grr..Did only 7 rounds and then it started to drizzle.Only short of 1 round.So,nevermind lah.Then,took my weight,surprisingly,lost 2.1kg.Didnt do anything to lose that amount of weight in 1 week.I realised I slacked a lot.And plus,I didnt even run the 7 rounds.I walked!Cause had stomach ache.Ok.Then,after assembly,it started to drizzle again.And I had no energy to run.I felt I was floating or sth and not running coz I had headache also.I almost hit the walls,TWICE! But luckily didnt lah.Last 3 rounds,Nazz pulled me to run so I wouldnt knock myself onto walls.Lol.Managed to jog all the rounds,though was kinda sick.Home Econs did pizza bread.Very easy lah.I shall not talk about Home E. Very boring.After recess had MT.MT did some Cloze Passage.Cikgu Arfah being kind gave hints.Most of them I dunno.I mean I know in english but not in malay.Ok.whatever.Some I dunno asked Chahaya and Nazz for answers.They HMT what.Used sign language.Lol.They gave the answers.After MT,Nazz gave me ANOTHER puisi.Pathetic lahh..Ok.This one more crazier.Here it goes.
Titisan hujan membasahi bumi
Hari pagi,ayam jantan berkokok
Khaliesah Mohd Riza berpakaian seksi
Banyak kekasih di daerah Bedok
Kalau batuk
Makan ubatlah
Kalau gagal cinta
Panggil Paula
Kau di dalam hati
Takkan pernah ku lupai
_____kau sungguh menyakitkan hati
Aku bagai diibarat tupai
Yang tak pernah dapat mencapai
Apa yang ku inginkan
Awan tonngak
Bumi tinggi
Jodoh kita
Usah dicari
Telah ditentukan oleh Illahi
Tak usah pakai baju seksi
Ataupun warnakan rambut warna-warni =p
Wtf.Oh,the line I put in there is my crush's name.So yep.Very wtf lah they all.So siao.Fuckers.tsk,tsk.Then they called me,Paul Threehill? I think they must be blind.Im not a guy.Rifdi also read and he was lmao-ing.I lmao-ed on the stairs that I almost fell,ok.Thanks to them lah.grr.I managed to break the fall anyway.Reached in front of class and laughed until I cried.Haha.Thanks to them,I felt a little better.After MT,duh,was Science.YAY!!
NEW SWISS COTTAGE GUINESS RECORD!!
The post before this,I told you that me and RH counted the amount of times he said "Okay" right? He broke the record of the same period of time!! Cool! I targeted Mr Wang to say 80 times.And RH,70 times.But BOTH of us were wrong! Its a
NEW GUINESS RECORD IN SWISS COTTAGE SECONDARY SCHOOL!!! Let's reveal the number of times......Drum roll,please...Erhehm....
The total number of "Okay" 's said by Mr Wang,a Physics and Maths teacher, is...............
125 TIMES IN ONE HOURHell yeah man! He rocks! 125 times in an hour!Thats like more than 100% improvement ok!Give him a round of applause! I was lmao-ing when he was teaching and saying "okay". Wrote the numbers on my table first,before recording.Haha.He just rocks to hell man!! I mean who could say 125 "okay" during a 1 hour lesson of teaching science.I know I'm mean.But I cant help it.Its soo stupid when he kept saying ok for what it seems like a million times to me.And also he said er.... "Okay" 3 times in one sentence.Gawd! That just rocks!Seriously.Haha.Will still be keeping track on it.History did
ALMOST nothing.But give ideas for some mini project.And thats it lah.I had enough laughter for today.Thanks to Nazz,Chahaya and Mr Wang.
So now,Im kinda sick.And Im going to take my shower and sleep.Coz my body is like weak.Nights to all.Probably be sleeping till the next day if I can lah.Byes!
there it went
2:45 PM
